'Monstrous Twins-'
Every so often, something truly grotesque appears (don't read this if you have a delicate constitution):
December, 1748
Two months ago, J.H. a poor
woman belonging to this town,
was delivered of a monstrous child,
which, besides the usual form and parts
of a female, had adhering to, or rather
contained in it, as in its capsula, a rude
and imperfect substance, whose shape
is somewhat conical; at the birth it re-
sembled a large cyst, or bag, extending
itself from the fundament quite down
to the toes of the child; its size was e-
qual to that of a bullock's heart, was co-
ver'd with a thin membrane, in which
was contained a limpid fluid. A few
days after the birth, the membrane
burthing, discovered to view an irregular
mass of flesh, perfectly human, with a
smooth skin of a florid colour: In its
inside are solid substances, which feel
like bones; and on its external surface
are visible a distinct hand and foot; on
the former are five fingers and a thumb,
on the latter four toes, with the great
toe in the middle. There was no other
visible distinction of either parts or sex
in this substance, for part of it is still
lodg'd in the body of the child, and
possesses all that cavity form'd by the
ossa innominata (the pubic bone), reaching upwards half
the length of the spina dorsi (the spine), in order to
the lodgment of which, the rectum of
the child gives way, and discharges its
excrements very regularly at the left
groin. But the uncommon bulk, in
equality, and feel of the parts, I appre
hend there are distinct extremeties, and
a head still conceal'd from view; the
whole bulk, if extract'd, would be near
ly equal to that of the child---It re
ceives fluids, and increases in bulk, tho'
whether it enjoys an animal or vegeta
ble life is uncertain. I saw the child
yesterday, which feed heartily; many
hundreds beside myself have likewise
seen it; and 'tis allow'd to be one of of
the most surprising instances of the kind
ever seen of heard of.
Such phaenomena, as they are re-
markable displays of divine almighty
power, so they are undoubtedly visible
proofs of God's displeasure against sin,*
in that, contrary to the established laws
of nature, he sometimes permits such
uncommon lusus naturae (freaks of nature) to exist among
the human species; for in general har-
mony and proportion are the beauty of
his works.
* The parent of the child has been remarkably vile, and her offspring is spurious.
The freakishness of this entire entry is only compounded by the equal vileness of the 'constant reader' who submitted it.

